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(Warn readers that this post involves talk of young children's "potty" escapades and the word "poop" is definitely used more than once - Check)

Have husband woken up by three-year-old son saying, "Daddy, I'm wet!" - Check

Have one-year-old daughter wake me up moments later crying through the monitor because she wanted to be like her older brother and be wet and then top him by being dirty, too - Check

Proceed to give daughter a bath due to extent of wetness and dirtiness - Check

While bathing our daughter, watch husband clean up our son from wetting accident and change the sheets on a big boy bed and a crib - Check

Both parents attempt to get ready while tag teaming holding a screaming baby who doesn't feel well - Check

Kiss husband goodbye as he leaves for work, while secretly thinking, "You're really leaving me here all day by myself, aren't you?!?" - Check

Try to convince our son to eat his breakfast while his sister throws her cherrios on the floor and cries - Check

Call the pediatrician to set up an appointment for daughter who now really doesn't feel well - Check

Finish breakfast for both kids and try to convince them to play nicely together for just a few minutes while I try to finish getting ready - Check

Cuddle with sick daughter on the couch as son jumps all over the couch like a jumping bean, while waiting to hear back from the pediatrician's office with a confirmed appointment time - Check

Change several of daughter's diapers and supervise son peeing in the potty - Check

Get both kids dressed, diaper bag packed, and us all loaded in the car - Check

Drive through at McDonald's for a large Root Beer for Mommy - Check

Swing by real quickly and sign up son for swimming lessons - Check

Arrive at pediatrician's and wait for over 30 minutes for dr - Check

Try to entertain two children in the dr's exam room with just two hot wheels and the "crinkly" paper on the examining table - Check

Hear son say the dreading potty training words, "Mommy, I pooped!" - Check

Check son's pants to find out that he is telling the truth but have to decide that the doctor will be in within seconds and tell son that we will handle the situation in a moment - Check

Hear son say again in a few moments, "Mommy, I pooped again!" - Check

Decide to handle the situation right then - Check

Regret that decision - Check

Realize we have entered a potty training nightmare when realize son has not only pooped in his underwear by also all down his shorts and legs - Check

As standing in the dr's exam room with one sick child sitting on the table while the other child is laying spread legged and covered in poop, have the dr walk in ready for daughter's exam - Check

Stand there in disbelief that this is really happening while saying in my head over and over, "Seriously?! Seriously?!" - Check

Apologize profusely - Check

Attempt to hold son still while attempting to clean up the situation, at same time fearing we may run out of wipes at this point - Check

Apologize profusely - Check

Ask nurse for a bag to discard the mess - Check

Apologize profusely - Check

Get son situated in chair so that daughter can finally be examined, only to hear him say every few seconds, "Mommy, there's more poop!" - Check

Attempt to ignore son for a moment while listening to the doctor say our precious daughter has yet another double ear infection - Check

Hear son saying in Rain Man fashion that there's still poop somewhere - Check

Hand son a wipe and tell him to clean it up - Check

Finally finish exam of daughter while son, who is wearing a T-shirt, a diaper (forgot extra pair of underwear), no shorts (forgot those, too), and Crocs, happily cleans up the eluding poop mess - Check

Gather up both children and infamous smelly bag and head to the car - Check

Grin and nod and say, "Potty training accident" to those with curious looks as to my sons creative attire (or lack there of) as we walk through the lobby - Check

Have son throw infamous smelly bag in trash can as get extremely unhappy daughter in the car - Check

Strap son in his car seat - Check

Call husband and mother with double ear infection update and entertain them and myself with the potty training nightmare that just occurred - Check

Head home after a quick stop at CVS - Check

Get daughter situated for a much needed nap - Check

Ask son to occupy himself real quickly with the task of putting his dirty shorts in the laundry room, only to hear the door to the dryer (full of clean laundry) shut and him saying, "I did it!" - Check

Pray to God that I don't hear the word "poop" again for the rest of the day - Check

Think people might need a good laugh for today and headed to start a blog post - Check

Hear my daughter talking sweetly in her sleep through the monitor and then hear my son say, "Mommy, I love you!" out of the blue - Best Check of All!